What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.