What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.