What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.