What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.