What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she is a woman

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY