What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?

She is a woman.