What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

Previous Random Joke Next

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

Urine Trouble Jokes More Urine Trouble Jokes

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

R. Kelly Jokes More R. Kelly Jokes

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.