What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.