Which side of a horse has the most hair?

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.