Which side of a horse has the most hair?

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.