What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

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What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.