What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!