What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club