What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!