What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!"

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.