Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.