Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman?

to get to the other side....

What's even worse than five dead babies in a dustbin?

One dead baby in five dustbins.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!