What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.