Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards