Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3