Neighour
It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
Testostyrone.
A masochist
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Because they can't spell toboggan.
R and J
Neighbor
Police police police police police police police police police police police.
The word "free"
Because it's N.Ice
Stand up!