The word "free"
I can't even...
A: At night, because two feet are added to it.
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
A Rastafarian Proctologist
They taste like chicken.
Damm, we do taste like chicken!
Food.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave