The word "free"
Beer.
just add a G and now she's gone.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday
A little bizar
Don't give him any food.
Because Sharon is Karen.