What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis