How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!