Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
Au lait.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
You add ices.
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!