Latte Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

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Lame Joke Jokes More Lame Joke Jokes

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Trekkie Jokes More Trekkie Jokes

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

Astronomy Jokes More Astronomy Jokes

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !