Astronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Telescope Jokes More Telescope Jokes

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

Astrology Jokes More Astrology Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR