Astronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

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What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

Telescope Jokes More Telescope Jokes

What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.