Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

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Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

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They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ?

Biro light of the moon !

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What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."