Lame Joke Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!