Lame Joke Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

Lame Joke Haploid

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and the Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

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How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window