Lame Joke Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

Lame Joke Haploid

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

H Jokes More H Jokes

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

Lame Jokes More Lame Jokes

Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist