What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.