Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy