Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress