Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

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Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

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Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.