Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How have you done that?

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It was dynamite!"

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What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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