Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescendant con descending.

Flee Jokes More Flee Jokes

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Smug Criminal Jokes More Smug Criminal Jokes

What do you call a smug criminal going downstairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call a smug criminal going down stairs?

A Condescending Con Descending.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

Snarky Criminal Jokes More Snarky Criminal Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

Fugitive Jokes More Fugitive Jokes

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine