What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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A condescending con descending.

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A condescending con descending.

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A bannister always pays his deafs.

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A flee !

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Stop. Police."

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3