What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.