What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

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What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.