What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

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How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

LEGALIZATION

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*