What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

Fish Tank Jokes More Fish Tank Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !