Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road ?

To render buildings on the other side

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Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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