What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

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What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

How many mangoes make a dozen?

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Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.