What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

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What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.