What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Bmw Driver Jokes More Bmw Driver Jokes

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.