What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

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Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.