How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.