How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.