How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.