Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Fitness Jokes More Fitness Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter

Diddly Squat Jokes More Diddly Squat Jokes

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!