Notch Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

Obese Man Jokes More Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

Buckle Jokes More Buckle Jokes

Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else !

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Roman Catholic Jokes More Roman Catholic Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.