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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Buckle Jokes More Buckle Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Roman Catholic Jokes More Roman Catholic Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."