The cigarette.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it
GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!
I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
They both can't ride a bicycle!
Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
Diddly squat
She had too many maretinis
