Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

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Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Applause Jokes More Applause Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?

An applause....