Applause Jokes

What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?

An applause....

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What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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What's the worst kind of media?

chlamydia

What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?

An applause....

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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What do you call a group of students?

A school.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush