Chlamydia Jokes

What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?

An applause....

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What's the worst kind of media?

chlamydia

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

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Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

Worst Kind Jokes More Worst Kind Jokes

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Applause Jokes More Applause Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

Syphili Jokes More Syphili Jokes

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis