What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?

An applause....

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.