How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

What's the funniest fish in the world?

Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

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Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie