How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "

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How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know