How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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Who is the most communist cat in the world?

Meow Zedong

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks