Fitness Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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What was Jesus favorite games?

Hangman and lacrosse

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)