Barstool Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.