What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.