What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"