Diddly Squat Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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Top notch.

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Diddly-squats.

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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