Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

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What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.