A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
You buy it per-tater
Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy
He foamed at the mouth.
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Diddly squat.
