How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

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Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp