Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...