Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

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Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.