Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.