Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in