What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.